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Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Bladder is under control, but cannot stop urine from seeping

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Patient is always telling me about her pains and problems.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. X, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

She is numb from her toes down.

The skin was moist and dry.

This remains a significant pain to me.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

I'm beginning to see why my doctor keeps grinning when I visit him especially on that last one emoticon


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3/20/2018, 4:30 pm Link to this post PM Northernbel
 
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Patient is always telling me about her pains and problems.



Why don't you listen to me!!!!!

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