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posticon SIGNS....OF THE TIMES..


           A sign in a Shoe Repair store

           We will heel you

           We will save your sole
           We will even dye for you.

          

           At an Optometrist’s Office

           If you don't see what you're looking for,
           you've come to the right place.

          

           On a Plumber’s truck

           We repair what your husband fixed.

          

           On an Electrician's truck

           Let us remove your shorts.

          

           On another Plumber's truck

           Don't sleep with a drip.

           Call your plumber.

          

           At a Car Dealership

           The best way to get back on

           your feet - miss a car payment.

          

           Outside a Muffler Shop

           No appointment necessary.

           We hear you coming.

          

           In a Veterinarian's waiting room

           Be back in 5 minutes.
           Sit... Stay...

          

           At the Electric Company

           We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

           However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

          

           In the front yard of a Funeral Home

           Drive carefully.
           We'll wait.

          

           In a Radiator Repair Shop

           Best place in town to take a leak.

          

           Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck

           Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises

          
1/11/2019, 5:49 pm Link to this post PM Myrt
 
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Re: SIGNS....OF THE TIMES..


good ones emoticon
1/11/2019, 6:21 pm Link to this post PM Teresa12
 
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 emoticon I haven't heard those ones [sign in to see URL] funny emoticon
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 emoticon Thank you! emoticon

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 emoticon good ones!

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I think I've seen these a few times, but they still make me giggle. Thanks Myrt.

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I think I've seen these a few times, but they still make me giggle. Thanks Myrt.

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 emoticon Love them all.

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 emoticon oh my! Those are great!! emoticon

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 emoticon :thanks For the Giggle Myrt.

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