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I just have to post this!

 

Here is your first question, the boss said: "Without using numbers,

represent the number 9."

 

"Without numbers?" The Newfie says, "oh, dat's easy." And proceeds

to draw three trees.

 

"What's this?" the boss asks.

 

"Have you ain't got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says

the Newfie.

 

"Fair enough," says the boss.. "Here's your second question. Use the

same rules, but this time the number is 99."

 

The Newfie stares into space for a half-minute, then picks up the picture

that he had just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere you go."

 

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to

represent 99?"

 

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty

tree. Dat makes 99."

 

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this

Newfie, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but

represent the number 100."

 

The Newfie stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture

again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you

go. One hundred."

 

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think you'll

convince me that THAT represents one hundred!"

 

The Newfie leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree

and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now

you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,

which makes ONE HUNDRED!"

 

The Newfie is now the new Minister of Finance....

 
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Soooo Funny ! emoticon emoticon

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Thanks Myrt

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